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Werewolves Should Be Hairy!:Origins

June 29, 2011

            Whoo! Today is a pretty noteworthy date for me. It’s the first anniversary of   Werewolves Should Be Hairy! It may not seem like it’s a big deal, what with the lack of revelry going on site and in the real world, but it really is. I had been talking about creating a blog like this since early 2009, and after going back and forth with myself trying to figure out what it would be about/ what I would call it, I finally settled on it being a blog describing why I disliked the Twilight franchise of books and movies, other posts you’d be able to find in your typical run of the mill blog, and whatever else I may choose to write about. I didn’t want to write alone, so I asked Tabrias if he wanted to be a co-author.

            After awhile, he was finally on board and we were set to start.  When I came up with the idea for the site, it was during the time when being anti-twilight was the cool thing to be. You know, just hating for the sake of hating. I didn’t want this blog to be like that, so Tabrias and I decided that we would actually read and watch the books and movies (exposing ourselves to detrimental health conditions in the process), and actually find out  why we should hate it. [I’m not hating on fans of Twilight with this site. If you enjoy it, good for you. To each their own.] A year later, and Tabrias has mostly completed his task (watching and reviewing the movies), and I? have not even remotely began reading the books…Which looking back, Tabrias got the better deal.

            He only has to deal with movies that are 2 or so hours long, while I have to slog through 2,446 pages 2,446! of story. That’s like…reading War and Peace 2 times and getting halfway through a 3rd reading. According to Tabrias the movies are way more heinous than he thought they were going to be, so we’ll see who got the raw deal eventually. So, the blog was finally set up and we began writing. Activating the blog was a bit like having a building everyone is excited to see built, but after the excitement wore off, the blog was pretty much forgotten about over time until I came back and revitalized it. 22 posts in one year…that’s got to be some sort of blog record for non-blogging blogging. I should really get motivated and write serial.

            Anyways, I wanted to have some sort of contest or giveaway in order to celebrate, like did, but I wouldn’t have been able to do anything like that for two reasons: low on funds, and this blog has a non-existent fan base. :\. I guess there’s always next year! However, I’m not ruling out the possibility of some sort of giveaway happening in the future. Although, this whole thing kind of fits with who I am personally, because the first anniversary of the site has come and gone with little to no fanfare, like every other major milestone that has occurred in my life. (I’m actually being serious here.)

            Anywho, here’s to more years of Werewolves Should Be Hairy! And now, for those of you who wondered how the site came to be, the following is an excerpt of the actual conversation that took place between Tabrias and I which lead to the genesis of the site. The full version is over 18 pages long, so due to that and our IM sessions being random, cuss-filled chats with topics that don’t go anywhere, I had to edit a few portions from it. (I’m delgaman23 by the way.)  Rated T for Teen for mature language and themes.:

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:21:44 PM): haha! my mom is talking shit on the people that were waiting for new moon (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:22:18 PM): yeah! (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:22:38 PM): I almost cried when I passed by hot topic and saw all of the sparkly vampires….

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:22:45 PM): lol

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:23:53 PM): argh

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:24:10 PM): girls were discussing that junk about two weeks ago outside of my english class

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:24:22 PM): we were waiting for the instructor and some how that came up (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:25:12 PM): ugh… I swear, twilight is bringing the apocalypse (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:25:24 PM): the last twilight movie will come out in 2012 (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:25:33 PM): and with it… DOOM!

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:25:38 PM): let me guess, carmen is going to drag you to it? (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:25:47 PM): hell no (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:25:53 PM): she’d never hear the end of it (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:26:31 PM): I already give her all kinds of shit for having posters of that one fucking gay “werewolf” (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:26:43 PM): I mean, that’s the worst interpretation of a werewolf ever

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:26:50 PM): haha well i told ally that i want to read the book, then that way i can have an understanding of why i should hate it (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:27:03 PM): haha

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:27:12 PM): sorta like a “know thy enemies” deal (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:27:20 PM): I can’t get past the shitty merchandise and fanbase

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:27:39 PM): oh and YES!! I’m sorry, but a werewolf in essence, HAS TO BE HAIRY!! (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:27:50 PM): yeah!

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:28:00 PM): no fucking 3 minute abs and a smooth chest!

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:28:09 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!!? (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:28:09 PM): and the wolf form, though I have no problem with it just being a wolf, looks HORRIBLE (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:28:18 PM): it looks like something out of a video game (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:28:31 PM): I meant a low budget video game

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:28:44 PM): yea sure, he’s supposed to be a “native American”, but what the fuck

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:28:59 PM): at least morph into anthropomorphically

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:29:09 PM): don’t go from a human to a damn wolf willy-nilly (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:29:13 PM): yeah! (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:29:32 PM): what? he is?

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:29:35 PM): yea

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:29:38 PM): thats what i heard

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:30:03 PM): then its like, if your going to fucking them indians that morph into wolves, at least call them wolfens (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:30:05 PM): what’s sad is that it’s probably going to get every mtv movie award

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:30:07 PM): not werewolves

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:30:23 PM): fuck mtv movie awards (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:30:40 PM): haha

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:30:48 PM): they are dead to me since they gave the award to ashley tisdale instead of kat dennings. lol

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:31:13 PM): FUCK TWILIGHT AND THE TWI-TARDS! (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:31:19 PM): YEAH!

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:31:32 PM): grr! (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:31:44 PM): this conversation is just making me remember how much I hate today’s youth


delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:33:17 PM): lol thats why im a writing an anti-twilight movie (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:33:27 PM): nice (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:33:42 PM): someone already did a bad parody, though, so you have to make this one good

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:34:05 PM): this is the tag line “it’s twilight, if twilight was for guys, and not gay dudes and tweens” (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:34:29 PM): haha! (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:34:32 PM): perfect!

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:34:40 PM): oh not a parody, like an actual movie

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:35:00 PM): im still mulling over how i want to write it, but mostly it’ll be like underworld 2

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:35:05 PM): except a comedy (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:35:08 PM): oh, fancy

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:35:29 PM): you know like the whole werewolf/vamp girl love thing? (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:35:33 PM): oh

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:38:56 PM): but yea going back to the story, im basing the wolf on my own hairiness


delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:39:06 PM): werewolves are hairy! (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:39:10 PM): cool, cool

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:39:27 PM): i should create a (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:39:33 PM): you should have an abercrombie model turn into a bunny or something!

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:39:51 PM): it’ll just be us posting random bitch fits of twilight

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:40:11 PM): lol a playboy bunny (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:40:19 PM): haha

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:40:31 PM): hmm i think im going to start that now

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:40:38 PM): blogspot here i come (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:40:42 PM): awesome

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:40:51 PM): seriously!

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:40:57 PM): think of the possibilites

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:41:21 PM): it’ll give twilight haters a forum to bitch on whats wrong with the kids of today (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:41:25 PM): of the movie or blogspot?

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:41:42 PM): blog (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:41:51 PM): sounds like a really popular place on the interwebs

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:43:17 PM): want to be a co-author?

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:43:46 PM): (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:43:55 PM): sure, but I don’t think it’ll all just be twilight related (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:43:59 PM): I mean, I hate a lot of stuff

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:44:03 PM): just scroll down through the bottom

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:44:13 PM): well, we’ll have other stuff to bitch about

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:44:24 PM): we can also make it into a movie blog or something

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:44:40 PM): twilight bashing will just be the highlight

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:45:05 PM): or we can even include stuff on books and junk relating to actual werewolves and vamps or other creatures (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:45:23 PM): cool, cool (E-mail Address … (11/19/2009 8:45:33 PM): what am I supposed to look at on that site?

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:45:49 PM): oh its just a story about wolves vs vamps


delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:59:30 PM): there you go

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:59:42 PM): well i’ll catch you later

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:59:44 PM): im off

delgaman23 (11/19/2009 8:59:49 PM): night

[And there you have it. Our origin :). Now ONWARD! to year 2!]

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